Uz som to tu raz daval, ale snad to este nie je moc okukane:
funny unix commands
% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans
% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.
% rm God
rm: God nonexistent
% ar t God
ar: God does not exist
% ar r God
ar: creating God
% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change operation go?
^ Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what
would I have?
Too many ('s.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
/* not csh but sh */
$ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ drink bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
% make fire
Make: Don't know how to make fire. Stop.
% why not?
No match.
% [Where is my brain?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change operation go?
Bad substitute.
while (2*2 == 5) { echo "If you're reading this, something is definitely wrong"; }
Strach dát najevo své pocity a zjednat si u druhých respekt je jedním z problémů civilizovaného člověka, který se naučil zpochybňovat svou vlastní pravdu pro zdání objektivity
OMFG uz len ty si tu chybal, nieje pod tvoju uroven chodit na taketo forum kde su len sami zakomplexovani pubertiaci ktori iba predstieraju ze sa do IT vyznaju?
Ty mas na ovela viac, tvoje vedomosti predcia vedomosti vsetkych uzivatelov tohto fora dohromady (O tom nakoniec svedci aj vyber linuxovej distribucie, ktoru mas v popise). Nezahadzuj sa tu s nami, chod niekde, kde ta dokazu ocenit, napriklad na zive.
Prosiiim uz sem nedavaj tvoje vysoko inteligentne hlasky, my ubohi linuxaci aj tak nikdy nedokazeme pochopit takeho genia ako si ty.
Dojde Bill Gates za Monikou Lewinsky a pyta sa jej co je to ten oralny sex...
Monika odignoruje posle Billa prec...
Na druhy den sa opat stretnu a Bill opat polozi otazku z predchadzajuceho dna ..ze on o tom v zivote nepocul ..a ci mu moze vysvetlit, co je to ten oralny sex
Monika sa zlutuje vysvetli predvedie a stastne slastny Bill:
Dkujem Monika ,dakujem bolo to uzasne, konecne viem co je to ten oralny sex...
A Monika na to,ze nema zac a ze aj ona uz konecne chape co to zanamena ten Microsoft
Síce nie moc vtipné, skôr smutné ...
total rehooooooooot :D
funny unix commands
% cat "food in cans" cat: can't open food in cans % nice man woman No manual entry for woman. % rm God rm: God nonexistent % ar t God ar: God does not exist % ar r God ar: creating God % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence? Unmatched ". % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. % ^How did the sex change operation go? ^ Modifier failed. % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have? Too many ('s. % make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. % sleep with me bad character % got a light? No match. % man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. % !:say, what is saccharine? Bad substitute. % %blow %blow: No such job. /* not csh but sh */ $ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending! $ drink bottle: cannot open opener: not found % make fire Make: Don't know how to make fire. Stop. % why not? No match. % [Where is my brain? Missing ]. % ^How did the sex change operation go? Bad substitute.aptitude moo
aptitude -v moo
aptitude -vv moo
atd :)
-Name?
-Abu Dalah Sarafi.
-Sex?
-Four times a week.
-No, no, no ..... male or female?
-Male, female ..... sometimes camel .....
unix: be root
win: reboot
V linuxe zmena distribucie
Ty mas na ovela viac, tvoje vedomosti predcia vedomosti vsetkych uzivatelov tohto fora dohromady (O tom nakoniec svedci aj vyber linuxovej distribucie, ktoru mas v popise). Nezahadzuj sa tu s nami, chod niekde, kde ta dokazu ocenit, napriklad na zive.
Prosiiim uz sem nedavaj tvoje vysoko inteligentne hlasky, my ubohi linuxaci aj tak nikdy nedokazeme pochopit takeho genia ako si ty.
a menit distra podla mna aj treba kym si clovek nenajde to ktore vyhovuje najviac jemu respektive aj jeho HW
http://forum.ubuntu.cz/index.php/topic,1813.0.html
http://www.linuxos.sk/sprava_zobraz_komentare/2118/index.html#link_122841
Zďaleka nedosahuje úroveň Mike Cox's Blogu, ale je pôvodný ...
http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1886349&fullscreen=1
no predsa
hu@hu.hu
Monika odignoruje posle Billa prec...
Na druhy den sa opat stretnu a Bill opat polozi otazku z predchadzajuceho dna ..ze on o tom v zivote nepocul ..a ci mu moze vysvetlit, co je to ten oralny sex
Monika sa zlutuje vysvetli predvedie a stastne slastny Bill:
Dkujem Monika ,dakujem bolo to uzasne, konecne viem co je to ten oralny sex...
A Monika na to,ze nema zac a ze aj ona uz konecne chape co to zanamena ten Microsoft